DO NOT, we repeat, do not steal anything off Urijah Faber‘s porch … ’cause the UFC legend will literally come for you wieldin’ a bat … ready to crack skulls.
Let’s explain … just last week someone jacked a $500 stroller from right outside of Faber’s NorCal home.
The stroller is for Urijah’s 1-year-old baby girl, Cali … so he was PISSED.
Faber hopped in his car and went out looking for the stolen goods … and that’s when he spotted a familiar-looking stroller at a homeless encampment only a few blocks from his house.
Now, the California Kid is still a badddd man when it comes to fighting … but not even the UFC Hall of Famer was brash enough to walk into a potentially violent situation with only his fists.
So, Faber put on surgical gloves (COVID-19 protection), grabbed a wooden baseball bat, a bullwhip (yes, that’s right) … and marched his ass straight into the camp.
What happens next?! Did Urijah bust anyone up?! Did he get the frickin’ stroller back?! Ya gotta hear Faber tell the story!!